May 2012
Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, , then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
When I get a notification that I was tagged in a...
adventuresinfratland:
“It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for...”
– Nathan Scott (via no-one-hears-before-i-disappear)
When I'm having a bad day, and someone gives me a...
whatshouldwecallme:
I’m just like,
DISCUSSING MY EXS NEW GIRL
howdoiputthisgently:
MY DECISION TO GO TO GRAD SCHOOL
howdoiputthisgently:
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
WHEN I PROCRASTINATE
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN I'M DRUNK AND DECIDE TO WALK HOME ALONE
howdoiputthisgently:
THE FIRST TIME I WENT TO HOOTERS
howdoiputthisgently:
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE:
BUT INSTEAD IT WAS LIKE:
POPpleganger
animalsbeingdicks:
Sassy didn’t understand this black magic doppleganger before her.